Monday, October 1, 2007

Is Everything Really Mentioned in the Bible?

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, “Preacher, I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.”

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be in there somewhere, and that he would look for it.

The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

1 comment:

DustyTrails said...

I was sitting in Church and the children were coming up from their Sunday School Classes and this little boy came running up all excited to the couple sitting in front of me.

Look he exclaimed, I just won this new Bible for reciting the most verses from the Bible .. and .. in the front it has the names of all the Prophets .. and then sliding his finger over to the page numbers he said .. and look, it even has their phone numbers.

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