Wednesday, May 28, 2008

13 Christian One Liners

1. Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

2. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pew.

3. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

4. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

5. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

6. When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

7. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

8. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

9. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

10. If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

11. God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

12. Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

13. Peace starts with a smile.

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5 comments:

Nina Pierce said...

I found this from the TT13 blog. Glad I stopped by. These sayings are wonderful! Happy TT13!

Meju said...

Loved them all, but #6 is so true for me, funny how I forget it so often!

Dane Bramage said...

Great list! I hadn't heard some of these. Glad I stopped by.

My T13 #80 is up. I share 13 Memorial Day Memories. Stop by if you get a chance.

marilyn said...

My pastor has used some of those lines. I did my first T13 today. I'm not sure how this works.

Cindy Swanson said...

I've heard several of these before (having grown up as a pastor's daughter), but they're still great! Tried and true wisdom. :)

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